Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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