maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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