I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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