go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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