Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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