oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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