Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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