is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My balls are so social today.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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