4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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