I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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