Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
