its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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