I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
