You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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