New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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