Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He? As in you personified your dick?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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