If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
