I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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