He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
do nipples grow back?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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