i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Couch. On fire.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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