I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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