Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Shame - the story of my life.
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