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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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