he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
should my penis look like a turkey
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I need water and some morals
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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