if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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