But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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