this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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