he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
oh god the rape fog is back!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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