is wine microwaveable?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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