when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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