what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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