Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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