I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
