he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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