yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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