Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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