Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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