let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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