I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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