I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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