And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
