We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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