i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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