So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
