I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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