I want to make a zoo with you.
I have demons in me.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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