im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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