i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
