So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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