i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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