Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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