hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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