I accidentally had phone sex last night
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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