Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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